Our only Official Moon-Shop on the Internet
OWN PROPERTY ON THE MOON.
BIGGER THAN TEXAS! BIGGER THAN THE USA! IT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD!.
You can have your own lot on the MOON and receive a MOON DEED with your name on it for just $14.95 plus the standard $3.00 PLANET tax. Yes, we get screwed for taxes even in outer space but it's still worth it to own your own little piece of heaven......and if you want your very own WORLDWIDE INTERNET WEBSITE to let your friends and the rest of the world know just how smart you are for buying your LUNAR LAND before the cost skyrockets the total cost will be only $29.95 plus the $3.00 PLANET tax. Even if you don't want to own your own piece of LUNAR real estate there must be someone that you would like to see go live on another PLANET....and this is the perfect way for you to show your love and affection!.
Put the whole thing on Visa or Master Card and the charge on your monthly statement will actually say "WORLDWIDE" Internet Service. U.S. customers may also pay by check or money order. At the present time our bank accepts U.S. FUNDS ONLY, so we are not able to accept PLANET DOLLARS. (No MOON DOONS, MARS BARS or URANUS BEADS or other forms of foreign payment.) Here's what you get:.
1. Your Official Registered MOON DEED!.
2. Your own website address with your name and your PLANET PROPERTY!.
3. Your credit card statement showing the charge from "WORLDWIDE INTERNET SERVICE"!.
All this for just $29.95 plus the $3.00 PLANET tax. And remember, if you don't want your own personal website showing your MOON PROPERTY, but you still want to own your vacation property on the MOON, the cost is only $14.95 plus $3.00 MOON tax. If you CONTACT NASA DIRECTLY there is a possibility you can make reservations on a Shuttle flight and they can drop you off in space, closer to the Moon than you are now, and you can hitch hike the rest of the way.
*NOTE: LICENSED SPACE REALTORS . . . . SEE IF YOU QUALIFY!